This Public Service Announcement just in.....
A man caused disaster almost occurred last Christmas on an airplane bound for Detroit, Michigan. A person whose gender, race, nationality or religion cannot be disclosed due to FCC diversity regulations tried to explode a bomb hidden in their underwear. Another passenger on the plane leaped over two rows of seats to restrain the aforementioned alleged perpetrator of an attempted man caused disaster and secured the person until taken into custody by Federal agents when the plane landed. According to Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano the system worked and said person should be considered as a disturbed individual acting on their own without any connection to any man caused disaster groups or any religion. The government had decided upon a severe tongue lashing as punishment until it was disclosed the person drove to the airport in an evil, tree killing, planet destroying SUV. The death penalty will now be sought.
Reports of the alleged bomber shouting out "Anyhoo Clarkbar" are unconfirmed.
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